Itspartytimebro!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:12:11 -0400

thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:06:37 -0400

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

tallasassy: BEST EVER.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:04:51 -0400

tallasassy:

BEST EVER.

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:04:10 -0400

Me: Humans are horrible creatures.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:02:47 -0400

Me: Humans are horrible creatures.
Me: Except band members they are perfect.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 19:15:25 -0400

throwingmyparentsoff: Man, who needs a lighter anyway.

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:15:15 -0400

throwingmyparentsoff:

Man, who needs a lighter anyway.

tappingtomlinson: brittun: tappingtomlinson: THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:14:38 -0400

tappingtomlinson:

brittun:

tappingtomlinson:

THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT

DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION

HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL

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Sun, 19 May 2013 19:13:54 -0400

So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:13:44 -0400

So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.

erectdaddy: mendthebroken: acid-child: supergreak: halffizzbi...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:10:27 -0400

erectdaddy:

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

reblog for the comment

Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU

gothicstan: gothicstan: gothicstan: i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:06:24 -0400

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza

my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD

LOOK

PIZZA

my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded

jaimestwistypenis: death-without-commitment: poezjon: PERFECTI...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:06:05 -0400

jaimestwistypenis:

death-without-commitment:

poezjon:

PERFECTION

TAG YOUR FUCKING PORN.

WHY DOES THIS TURN ME ON

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Sun, 19 May 2013 19:05:35 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 09:41:54 -0400

REBLOG IF YOU WANT THE FOLLOW LIMIT OF 5,000 BLOGS TO BE REMOVED.

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:41:30 -0400

loregasmic:

Dear Tumblr: Restricting the amount of blogs I can follow is a fuckload of duckshit. Cease and desist.

P.S. If the limiter is removed, I will follow back everyone who reblogged this.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 09:40:24 -0400

princeburqa: I am willing to marry whoever made this.

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:39:31 -0400

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 09:37:48 -0400

trust: phoal: carpethatnatibus: saintpattysblog: I can’t...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:37:24 -0400

trust:

phoal:

carpethatnatibus:

saintpattysblog:

I can’t not reblog this

Does anyone else notice the little Miranda Cosgrove in Camilla’s flowers?

oh my god, bless your soul for pointing that out. i actually laughed out loud because of a photo for once